Laughter is the best medicine indeed. As Charlie Chaplin said, “a day without laughter is a day wasted.” We’ve put together 13 amazing tattoos of funny people (and their characters).
For the record: it was extremely hard to pick quotes. Soooo many hilarious ones could be used.
“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!” -George Carlin
“Back off, man. I’m a scientist.” -Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray)
“Well, having no real skills, I always try to play characters close to myself.” -Seth Rogan
Dale Doback (John C. Reilly): You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): You’re not a doctor… you’re a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell): I’m going fast again!
Cal Naughton, Jr. (John C. Reilly): How fast is he going?
Lucius Washington (Michael Clarke Duncan): 26 miles per hour.
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” -Redd Foxx
“The secret to staying young is live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!” -Lucille Ball
The Grinch (Jim Carrey): “The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?”
[in a thick French accent]
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss (Jim Carrey): Hello, Cherie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize?
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss (Jim Carrey): I’d like to think so. Ha, ha ha!
“It’s an odd beast, fame. It’s got multiple personalities.” -Woody Harrelson
The Dude (Jeff Bridges): It’s like what Lenin said… you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh…
Donny (Steve Buscemi): I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I’m trying to say…
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak (John Goodman): That fucking bitch…
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
“Oh I roofied like 40% of the drinks here, its a numbers game.” -Rafi (Jason Mantzoukas)
Billy Madison (Adam Sandler): Well, I made the duck blue because I’d never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.
Miss Lippy (Dina Platias): Well, I think it’s an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
Billy Madison: Wow, Miss Lippy, that’s great. What do you think of that Mr. Blue Duck?
[pretending to be duck]
Billy Madison: That’s quacktastic.