If you think you like the holidays….
Looks like Ralphie is thinking about Red Ryder BB gun… “you’ll shoot your eye out!”
“The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.”
“…it’s just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.”
“May The Force Be With You”
“You will know… when you are calm, at peace, passive.”
We didn’t forget about Chanukah
“Chanukah is about the spark of the divine in all of us made in God’s image.” -Suzanne Fields
“You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
“Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!” -Dr Seuss
“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. Four o’clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?” -Jim Carrey (The Grinch movie)
“Making Christmas, Making Christmas”
Some may not view this as a Christmas movie… But we do… and let’s face it… The Nightmare Before Christmas just works year round.
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” -George Carlin
“Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.” -Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
Ok.. So last quote may have offended some… uhh… “The first Noel, the angel did sing Glory to the newborn King!”
“Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind… and that’s what’s been changing. That’s why I’m glad I’m here, maybe I can do something about it.” -Kris Kringle
The Virgin Mary
“Mary did you know that your baby boy would one day walk on water?” -song by Mark Lowry and Buddy Greene, here’s Kenny Rodger / Wynonna Judd version (hahahaha)
Let There Be Lights
Well… what’s the holiday season without lights? …This tattoo is rather beautiful.